I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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