literally had 100 drinks last night.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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