think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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