He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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