Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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