The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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