Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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