the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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