I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
