I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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