The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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