i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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