Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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