How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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