then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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