she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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