Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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