you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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