Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
