Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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