Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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