his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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