I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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