That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
