I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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