O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize