He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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