Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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