I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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