Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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