And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
if only i could text you this smell
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
