I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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