Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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