just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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