Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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