what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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