How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
