It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
party gras won. party gras always wins.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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