2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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