let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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