do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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