I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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