Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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