is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
why is half of my head shaved?
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