I cannot find my penis.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The adults are the big ones right?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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