how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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