She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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