you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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