What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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