For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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