i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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