if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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