She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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