I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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