he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I love you. Go after that dick
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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