Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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