Did you just see the Batmobile???
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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