I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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