White coat. Heels.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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