You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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